meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my brother shane made his wife breakfast in bed this morning for mother’s day and he was telling us how his daughter, elsha, tried to help but didnt end up really doing anything. so they go and deliver the omelette to his wife and she’s like ‘elsha did you help make this!’ and elsha says ‘yeah’ and shane was like to us ‘but she didn’t… she was useless… it was all me, the lying bitch..’

elsha is 2

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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mamasam:

HE JUST YAWNS AND NOMS ON HIS LITTLE FRIEND THERE OMIGAWD

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